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Thursday, February 4th, 2010
4:15 pm
New Forum!
Well, I've started a new forum for play-by-post RPing in The Gungan Council Star Wars universe: http://thegungancouncil.yuku.com/bthegungancouncil

My new board is a faction there, providing training and planning for the Jedi of the RPing. Please visit us or the main site if you get the chance:   http://thejediorder.yuku.com/

It's not just about RPing, there is lots of OOC stuff too like movie and game discussions, and we have links to other boards such as Avatar, Mass Effect and Matrix RPing.

Current Mood: chipper
Sunday, April 19th, 2009
5:38 am
More Spam!
Admittedly, I didn't catch these, but have a look at this. I dare you not to laugh at some of them! :P


Other than that, I'm doing great! :)

Current Mood: amused
Wednesday, March 18th, 2009
5:54 pm
I am officially a university graduate. I had this irrational fear that it would come back and say I needed to do something else! :P Anyway, history and politics it is...and my graduation is in May!

Current Mood: chipper
Friday, July 25th, 2008
10:06 am
Yeah, more. These are even more wacky.

Bush Claims He Has Supernatural Abilities - What, to say dumb things?
Laika The Russian Space Dog, Returns To Earth - And he's only 280 years old in dog years too!
Michael Jackson Auctions Himself On Ebay! - But who would buy such a thing? Is there a return policy?
John Mccain Denies Allegations That He Is A Politician - Whew! For a moment there I thought the presidential contestant was a politician!
Iran Kicks America In The Nuts - How rude!
Cheney Visits Afghan President - Shoots Him In The Face - I didn't know the Afghan president liked hunting....
World Leaders Gather To Roast Mahmoud Ahmadinejad  - With pepper and salt, I hope!
Jesus Christ To Star In Next Series Of Batman - There you have it; the Dark Knight must have been good!
Spongebob Squarepants Not Shrek's Father! - That's a relief! O_o
Mccain Vows To Replace Secret Service With His Own Bare Fists - Them's fighting words!
Paris Hilton Tosses Dwarf On The Street - This doesn't surprise me.
John Mccain "I Promise To Invade Your Vaginas." - Scary man!
Attack Of The Zombie Negroes: Dick Cheney - Wha-? Dick Cheney is a...huh?
Bush Says He Still Believes Iraq War Was The Fun Thing To Do - Oh yeah...bit of fun and games, few hundred thousand dead, that sorta thing!
Ha, ha, ha!! With a penis of your'ss it's only posssible to fuckk a Thumbelinaa! Go fix it right now!! (Viagra ad) - Whatever a Thumbelinaa is....
Girls hired to suck monkey dinks after enlargement trials - ...?
This email is not for you because you are a loser - How rude!

Current Mood: amused
Thursday, July 24th, 2008
9:09 am
The Wonderful World of Spamming
As IT admin it's my unenviable job to check through the 3-400 spam messages a day to see if any of them are legit. However, recently this has become quite amusing due to the latest form of the spam offensive. No longer content with badly spelled viagra ads or fake job offers, the spammers now send around messages with links. In the subject and body there are things supposed to be breaking news stories to make you click the link. Some of them are gibberish, some are nonsense, some are even true, but some are just...unbelieveable. Below are some of my favourites from the last two days (with my snarky comment after).

Madonnas Former Home Destroyed By Jesus - Don't mess with God's son!
Britney Spears Pregnant With Antichrist - I'm not ruling this one out!
Barack Obama Wins Ku Klux Klan Endorsement - Wow...never saw that one coming! Good old Obama!
iPhone 3G recalled for high radiation levels - This one is sort of within the realms of possibility.
Martian Soil Fantastic For Growing Weed Says Nasa - Because naturally that's the first thing they thought about growing.
College gang rips out teacher’s organ - Sounds...painful! :o
Hillary Clinton Gets Night Job - As...what?
Latest Jessica Simpson boo boo causes massive protests - Who the hell says 'boo boo' anyway?
Monkey breast feeds human baby - Again, possible, just really weird.
Extremely poisonous snake found in New York sewers, citizens told to beware - Yeah, for all of you planning to do sewer exploration!
Sampras killed in freak automobile accident - Morbid...and random too! Someone should tell his wife.
Germans have landed on the moon as early as 1942 and have made contact with half a dozen alien races - Those crazy Germans....
Cats skinned alive in Alabama - Although horrifying, this is still vaguely believeable. I HAVE been to Alabama after all.
Dinosauroid-like alien reptiles spotted off island near Hawaii - Godzilla lives!
Mermaid discovered off NZ coast - They're obviously tired of sheep.
The evil secret about iPhones, discover it here. - They exist?
Obama captures Osama - Well, it seems the USA has a new hero...Super Obama!

I could not make these up...they are just too out there for any sane person.
Monday, June 30th, 2008
11:46 am
SW Fan Fic

My friend's first posting on the site. I helped beta it. If you have a chance pop over and have a look, review etc. He's up to 125,000 words, which is pretty good considering his next longest is only 30,000.

Anyway, have a look, review, criticise, whatever.


Current Mood: chipper
Friday, June 20th, 2008
3:08 pm
Story News
In other news my story has reached 120,000 words. Which makes it the 3rd longest I've ever written. It's not fan fiction, but all original.

If anyone wants a copy and has time to read it (haha, I know) let me know.

Current Mood: chipper
3:04 pm
The Pwning of Bad Fics
Found this pearler at KFM today, and wrote (for me) a helpful review.


There are some real shockers out there!
Wednesday, March 12th, 2008
11:30 am
Latest Happenings!
Well everything's going well with me. Got a 27% pay rise a few weeks ago, which is bloody good.

I'm still writing stories, just finished a short one. If anyone would want a read let me know.

So yeah, all's good. A bit sad IRC is still deserted, went in there the other day for a few moments and left.
Sunday, January 6th, 2008
12:59 pm
Okay, I'm going on holiday from 7th of January to the 28th...so e-mail me  if for some bizzare reason you need to say something.
Cheers, and happy new year all!
Tuesday, May 29th, 2007
10:43 am
Car Problems
Car servicing, how I do hate it.

My car went in for a service and to get the rego renewed, and what happened? They've found problems, many problems that stop the rego going through. And...oh yes, they're expensive problems too, how did you guess? x_x

I'm not sure if these bastards are making it up, but I'm kind of stuck now. Ah well, there goes the money for my new laptop. :(

Bastard car servicers. That's how they get their money.

Still...on the bright side it's done 200,000km with barely a problem, so I guess it's expected that some things go. After all, I've done almost 40,000km last year.

Current Mood: annoyed
Wednesday, September 13th, 2006
3:56 pm
Ohh...tired now. Been moving stuff in and out of the storerooms today, great fun...not! :P Well, I get four days off work now..so I'm happy!

And my KOTOR game screwed up last night. Last Star Map on Kashyyyk, and I went into the Czerka outpost, and the game started screeching! Arg! It was horrible! Maybe it was just that spot...don't know, but it sucks.

It's weird, KOTOR 2 has only ever frozen 4 times for me, and 3 were in the same place which is a known bug (B4 transition to PC), but KOTOR 1 freezes ALL THE TIME! It's incredible.

Current Mood: tired
Monday, September 11th, 2006
12:38 pm
Mary Sues!
I have finally faced the fact I didn't want to...Adril Tythorin, one of my characters, is a Mary Sue. In my defence I did create her a while back. It is an entirely original galaxy I use her in, so the damage is lessened somewhat!

In other news, I'm doing a recruitment drive for my site...you're likely sick of me talking about it! http://p219.ezboard.com/bgalaxyoftheoldrepublic
KOTOR RPing....

What else...oh yeah, my dad's 60th this Thursday, so a four day weekend off work...which is good. So yeah, all going well. :)

Oh...and GOO!!!!

Current Mood: calm
Sunday, September 10th, 2006
11:52 am
Gah! Bad Smut!
First we had the Hito!Smut which was at least amusing. Now I have probably the worst story I have ever seen. And it's on KFM!


My review is going to cause trouble, but please, all ye people, do you not agree with me! If you do...add your reviews to mine. I like KOTOR fan fiction, but this was an abomination. Worse, because it was well written as far as grammar and spelling goes.

Current Mood: enraged
Wednesday, September 6th, 2006
9:31 am
The Turtles!
Well, thanks to Myth, Duckeh and Valius, I was killed by turtles this morning in IRC. Bastids. :P

Anyway, other than that, feeling great. It's gonna rain for a few days, and we sure as hell need it! Other stuff is good. My dad's 60th birthday next week. I hate being a non-drinker sometimes - I'm always the designated bloody driver!
Meh, at least I don't ever have a hangover.

So...yeah, I'm real happy, as normal. Something I put down to my views on life (which is odd, as they are all cynical and paranoid!), and my declining to use any caffine, alcohol, tobacco, and such. IE, I'm a freak...but a freak who feels good!

Current Mood: pleased
Tuesday, September 5th, 2006
10:15 am
I knew it! Ph33r my l33t Evulness! Or...not. :P

If you were a MOVIE VILLIAN, which one would you be!?

Lex Luther

You are so dangerous and filled with evil that it's hard to imagine the world being able to stop you. You love to talk, and hear yourself talk, and can match wits with anyone. You love living the high life and stepping on the little people, intent on asserting your will on those who oppose. You also hate California.

From the Movie: Superman

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Current Mood: weird
10:02 am
Another day...another dollar
Well, I figured since everyone is using these to angst, I will balance out by being annoyingly happy. :P
As people know, I can't write angst...I should learn. Maybe Mythra can teach me? >_>

Anyway, wonderful weather here, and work goes well.

I finally made an RP post in Duckeh's story. Be assured, I will make many when the new one starts. I've got a Scotch Jedi, after all! And Bao will become a bit bitter, I think he loved remote in way it is best not to speculate about.

Playing KOTOR1 at the moment, and the one thing struck me. I love the KOTOR 1 story, but I wish it had KOTOR 2 powers, feats and graphics. Shame KOTOR2 was such an annoyance to me.


Current Mood: chipper
Monday, July 10th, 2006
7:05 pm
Back in the saddle!
I have a new story on fictionpress.com! Under this eternal username, it's a fantasy world with the eponymous Lord Valentai and a snarky elf as the main characters! Good fun. :)

Current Mood: happy
Monday, July 3rd, 2006
6:58 pm
Fire a Broadside!!
...Or something. :P

Work was long today. Only one in the office, and will be for 2 weeks as the boss is on holiday.

So, I might be able to actually throw away some stuff! Man, he's got electric typewriters and phones with the Telecom logo on them in storage, FFS!!!

Other than that...next week I will have been at my new job for 4 months! Love it! Drive is hard, but meh, that's what CDs are for!!

In other news, I am fully recovered from my illness, so that is super!

Current Mood: happy
Sunday, July 2nd, 2006
8:42 am
Sunday Dawn!
Well...I'm awake. Good start. My throat is not hurting as much...also good!

World cup had a couple of surprises, though, not THAT much of a surprise considering England and Brazil haven't been playing the best!

I'm betting on a France Germany final...won't that be a fun game! >_>

Current Mood: silly
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